ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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