Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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