Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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