glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
