But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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