talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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