trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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