When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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