windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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