Cold hands, warm shart.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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