Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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