Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
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