My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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