How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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