i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I need a beard to bite.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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