my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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