Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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