if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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