Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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