I want to walk on stilts...naked
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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