it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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