I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize