Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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