Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
God I need to hump something, right now.
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