I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
vagina is talking i cant
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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