O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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