ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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