Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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