Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
MIDGETS
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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