shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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