yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The best revenge is premature balding
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
