eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I've blown a few things in my day
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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