Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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