You work out of a Hotel?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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