Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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