Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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