in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Randomize
