i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
i out mim tonsoeep
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