And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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