Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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