He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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