We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
