Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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