My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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