i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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