The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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