So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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