I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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