Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
When are your genitals available?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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