why didn't you poke me back
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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