Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
