Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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