Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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