YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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