bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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