There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize
