i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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