we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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