if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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