Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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