i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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