I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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